The Charming Family Legacy Gen.1 Ch.7

Well hello and welcome to The Charming Family Legacy Gen.1 Ch.7!!

If you’ve been here before then welcome back, and if you’re new then prepare for toddlers, babies, evil and other Sims madness… I hope you enjoy!

Last chapter we left off with Mara and Charlie heading to the hospital for the third time and saw them walk out with a mysterious basket…

Mara: Come on Charlie, time to go!!

Charlie: Wait, are you going to explain to me why you have a BASKET!?

Meanwhile at home it turns out they did hire a babysitter, however, he seems to be lacking some… experience…

Babysitter: Hello!?... Small person??... Oh fudge he’s still breathing right!?

At least he’s well dressed…

Charlie: Is anyone going to tell me what’s in this basket!?

Oh yes, back on topic… Mara had…

A baby boy!!

Name: Darrell Charming

Traits: Friendly, disciplined

Favourites: Latin, grilled cheese and red

Star sign: Aries

Mara: Charlie do you want to pick up the next one??

Charlie: TWINS!?... Again!?... That makes five… five children… feeling… dizzy…

And it looks like the randomiser Gods have finally blessed us with girl, at last!!

Name: Robyn Charming

Traits: Brave, loves the outdoors

Favourites: Indie, fruit parfait and lime

Star sign: Aries

Charlie: Umm… It’s still there??... WHY IS IT STILL THERE!?

Behold the third and final baby, another boy!!

Name: Anthony Charming

Traits: Loner, virtuoso

Favourites: Rockabilly, fried peanut butter and banana sandwich and lilac

Star sign: Virgo

Charlie: Whoa! This one’s pink, I didn’t know they came in different colours!!

Clearly the Sims 3 pregnancy books don’t cover much…

Anyway, once all six of the children were asleep, it’s time for bed-

Charlie: GASP!! NO!! No more bed, I can’t handle any more kids!!

Oh chill… Your household is at a max of eight sims, so you can’t have anymore, even if you wanted to

Paparazzi: *knock knock* … Anyone home??

Terrific… Just what we need at 1am in the morning…

Paparazzi: Hello!? Who’s there!?

Your God, now go be annoying somewhere else or I’m activating moveobjects on!!

Paparazzi: W-w-w-what do you mean??

Three words… Your. Glitch. Hell.

Hello?? … This is the part where you escape!!

Paparazzi: I’m not scared of-

*delete*

Charlie: Voice!?... Did you just kill her!?

Nah, she’ll regenerate and come back again tomorrow…

Charlie: GASP!! I’m late for work!!

Mara: Wait, what!?

Mara: You’re leaving me alone!?... With six babies!?

Charlie: I’ll be back for dinner, love you!!

Robyn: BABY RAAAAAAAAAGE!!

Mara: Oh fudge what should I do!?

Mara: Hang on… why does this one look different?? Are you sure it’s mine??

Well why do you think it’s in pink??

Mara: I had a girl?! … When were you planning on telling me!?

Mara: Good morning Hunter…

Hunter: Mummy-

Hunter: WHAA!?

Oh Hunter when will you learn??

Post-lady: *casual whistling*

Mara: LYSANDER!! Stop running and give me your candy!! OBEY MY EVIL!!

Post-lady: *drops post and runs for her life*

I guess it’s a good job the NPC’s can’t call the social workers…

Hunter: MUMMY!!

Lysander: FOOD!!

Darrell: WHAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!

Caleb: LLAMA!!

Mara: THERE ARE TOO MANY CHILDREN!!

Anthony: (Lol Mummy’s gone mad…)

Mara what are you doing!? They still have a day left before their birthday-

Mara: I don’t care, I can’t cope with six babies!!

Hunter: Cake??

Mara: You age up, then you get cake… Now where’s your brother??

Holy fudge what has the green milk done to these kids?!

Mara: Blow Lysander!!... Where did I leave Caleb??

NO!! No more age ups!!

So after Mara’s little birthday rampage… The twins both aged up but they were both forced to gain a random trait. Firstly, here’s Hunter who gained the absent-minded trait.

Hunter: Wait, who are we talking about??

And here’s Lysander, who gained the inappropriate trait to go with his slob and grumpy trait… Why does the randomiser hate my sims!?

Charlie: *after finishing five slices of cake* … Did someone have a birthday??

Hunter: Hey Dad, did you have a good day at work??

Charlie: WHAA!? MORE KIDS!?

No, that’s just Hunter-

Charlie??

Charlie: Six… Children… No more… babies… *faints*

Mara: Mwahahaha, happy birthday… *shakes child*… wait, where’s my candy!?

Sorry Mara, you can only steal candy from babies and toddlers

Mara: You mean he doesn’t produce lollipops anymore!?... But what am I supposed to do for fun!?

Oh I’m sure your four other babies will keep you busy…

Hmm… I decided since Lysander (despite his wonderful personality) hasn’t developed any “interest” traits, I needed to get him a hobby

Lysander: Baking?? That’s a chore not a hobby!!

Well you need something to keep you busy or you’re just going to go crazy like your Mum…

Mara: HELLO!? Does anyone know where I left the triplets!?

Lysander: How is that supposed to be a muffin??

Just wait for it…

Tah-dah!! Blueberry muffins!! ..... Lysander??

Lysander: I’m bored.

Good to know, now go and sell them!!

Lysander: *grumble grumble grumble*

Lysander: Stupid bugs, GO AWAY!!

Grumpy sims will be grumpy…

Caleb: Daddy??

Charlie: That’s it Caleb, a few more steps…

Charlie: Now walk towards me-

Caleb: DAAAADDDYYYY!!

Charlie: Who’s Daddy’s little prince??

Caleb: Meeeeeee!!

How freakin’ cute is this kid!? I know having favourites is bad but who could resist that smile??

Lysander: Hello?? … Anyone?? … I have muffins!!

Whaa?? Lysander!? … Did you just lick that muffin!?

Lysander: No… Maybe… Well who’s gonna come to a bake sale at 10 o’clock at night?!

Honestly this kid is such a poser…

Caleb: *gazes dramatically into the distance*

Mara: Mwahahahahaha!! … Evil muffins!!

We’re only seven chapters into Gen.1 and this household has already gone mad…

Hunter: Oh em geeee!! Wake up everyone, it’s time for our first day of school!!

Well… Isn’t that just a pretty face??

Lysander: You’re a mean God…

If I have to go to school, my Sims do to!!

But before leaving, Lysander decided to go on a bit of a pranking rampage…

Charlie: Bye kids, I’m off to work!!

Lysander: NOTHING!!... I did nothing!!... You can’t prove anything!!

Subtle.

Mara: What the…!? Why is my hair PINK!?

Oh dear… I think Lysander meant that for Charlie…

Mara: Voice!? Can’t you see I’m taking a shower in here!?

Okay, okay, calm down!! … Personally I think it suits you-

Mara: GET OUT!!

Um… Why are you dripping wet??

Mara: *grumble* … Sink prank … *grumble* … Lysander…

I think Lysander made the right choice going to school after all.

And that concludes chapter 7!!

Thanks for reading; I love finally having some more Sims to play with!! Babies are cute but… Sort of boring after a while and I think the madness of this family is only just beginning!!

I hope you enjoyed the chapter and please feel free to leave a comment below or on forums, I love to hear feedback!

Hope everyone has a fantastic week ^.^