The Charming Family Legacy Gen.1 Ch.6

Hello, I hope you’ve all had a lovely week!!

Welcome to The Charming Family Legacy Gen.1 Ch.6 and prepare for some more toddler madness, evil mothering and perhaps more kiddies on the way??

So let’s begin!

Mara: Ugh… This toilet is disgusting!!

Maybe if you’d stop having morning sickness at like 5 o’clock in the afternoon we wouldn’t have that problem

Mara: Where’s Charlie!? The sink won’t work and I’m pretty sure the toilet monster is back!!

Toilet: *gurgle gurrr*

Looks like the neighbours get to watch Mara leaving something on the front lawn again…

Mara: There is NO way I’m being sick in that filthy toilet! Do you have any idea how unhygienic that is?!

Charlie: Woo!! I got promoted to paramedic!!

Wait, does that involve drugs!?... They trust YOU with drugs!?

Mara: Good boy Hunter… Come to Mummy!!

Hunter: (Is she trying to steal my candy again!?)

Mara: Well done!! There’s nothing to worry about-

Mara: MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!

Hunter: Whaa!?

This kid is going to develop some deep trust issues…

 Charlie: GASP!! … What is THAT!?

You mean the baby stroller??

Charlie: It strolls over babies!?

I decided it was about time I installed the Generations expansion pack on my new computer, however Charlie seems to be having trouble… Adjusting…

Charlie: Can it see me!?

 It wasn’t too long before I managed to convince Charlie to go for a walk

Lysander: I CAN SEE A BUSH!!

Can you tell the toddlers have never left the house before??

 Mara: This is boring.

Hunter: LAMPOST!!

 Charlie: Wow, this thing is so fun!!

Lysander: Zzz… Zzz… Zzz…

 Charlie: WOO-HOO!!

Mara: Ehehehehehehehe… Anyone got any candy??

 Mara: Stay there Hunter, be a good boy while I go steal… I mean play!!

 Charlie: Yippee!! I’m playing hopscotch!!

Wait… Where’s Lysander!?

 Lysander: Mummy??

Mara: …. That’s not one of mine is it??

*head desk*

 Later that night after all toddlers and adults had returned safely… Hunter was potty trained!!

Mara: YES!! Oh I’m so happy I don’t even care about the giant pee puddle-

Mara: GASP!! I’m pregnant again!!

Charlie: Whoa, did someone say pregnant?!

Mara: Would it kill anyone to give me a less disgusting dress??

Charlie: More… Babies… More… Diapers… *faints*

OH MY HOLY GLITCH.

Charlie: DID YOU JUST SEE THAT!?

Hunter: *sticks finger up nose and eats boogie* … Haha num-num dada!!

Meh, I’m sure he’s fine…

Mara: Bed time children!!

Crazy eyes much!? Are you trying to give them nightmares!?

Charlie: NOOOOOOOO!! Someone broke the sink!!

Oh keep up Charlie, that happened this morning…

After dark and late at night… The house seemed quiet… Too quiet…

*cough cough* … I said, the house seemed TOO quiet…

Hunter: MUUUUUU-MMMMMM-YYYYYY!!

Mara: Zzz… What??... Why don’t you ever scream Daddy!?

Caleb: WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!

Finally Caleb has decided to DO something!!... I swear he’s just been smiling at the ceiling since yesterday…

Charlie: GASP!!

What?? Did you realise you forgot to get dressed??

Charlie: I potty trained Lysander!! … Can I throw out the potty now!?

Ha!! … You wish.

Eeww, why is the shower black!?

Charlie: The toilet monster is taking over the bathroom!!

Charlie: Ugh, why doesn’t any of this stuff ever work!?

Maybe you should try CLEANING it.

Charlie: TOILET RAGE!!

And they say we didn’t have emotions in the Sims 3…

Mara: Hello!? How am I supposed to watch TV with you in the way!?

Oh yes, because watching TV is much more important than teaching your child to walk??

Mara: Exactly!! … You heard the voice, move!!

Charlie: Good boy Hunter, walk to Daddy

Mara: Stop showing off!!

Nothing like some healthy competitive parenting…

Um, Charlie?? What are you doing??

Charlie: Well because we’re nearly broke… I’m going adventuring!!

And where exactly are you going??

Charlie: ADVENTURING!!

Charlie: GASP!! A shiny rock!!

No… That’s iron and it sells for about the same price as a potato…

Mara: I need to pee but the toilet’s dirty!!

Then why don’t you clean it so-

Mara: But I need to PEE NOW!!

Anyways… After some adventuring and much toilet dilemma… It was time for Caleb’s birthday!!

Charlie: WOO!! Go Caleb!!

Mara: Can I eat the cake and leave yet??

And here he is looking adorable!! He got his Mum’s hair and Dad’s eyes <3

I mean seriously, this kid is so sweet he even makes decapitating his teddy look cute… Clearly Mara has had to much influence on him

Charlie: Look Caleb, now you can eat big boy food!

Caleb: (Are you aware this is dirt??)

Caleb: ME NO WAN DIRT!!

Oh plumbob…

Charlie: Um… Didn’t I just give him a bowl of food??

Caleb: *evil glare*

Charlie: Say drink??... Hunter??... Drink??

Hunter: *blank stare*

Charlie: Ugh, this isn’t working… I need some cake-

Hunter: GASP!! Me wan cake!!

Charlie: He can talk!! Hunter, say clown??

Hunter: (Can I leave now??)

Mara: Oh muffins… Charlie??

Charlie: GASP!!... Is it coming!?

Mara: No, I think I’m okay-

Mara: FUDGE!! … IT’S COMING!!

Charlie: Holy plumbob, what do I do!?

Mara: KEYS. CAR. DRIVE!!

Mara: DRIVE FASTER!!

Charlie: I’m going as quickly as I can!!

Mara: Then let me drive-

Charlie: NO!!

So here we are again… At the hospital, Charlie crying, Mara screaming… I’m pretty sure there’s a baby sitter at home looking after the toddlers… I think… Anyways, it was a long labour and Mara walked out with:

A basket…

Mara: Come on Charlie, time to go!!

Charlie: Wait, are you going to explain why you have a BASKET!?

So can you guess what Mara had?? … Well here’s a little hint: I will be posting THREE spoilers this week!! They’ll either be here on blogger or the forums page.

I hope you all enjoyed the chapter!! Please feel free to leave a comment here or on forums. Like usual the next chapter will be up next Friday and I’m thinking this Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday for the spoilers??

Thank you for reading and I hope you all have a lovely week xoxo

~Kipper123