Friday, 20 March 2015

The Charming Family Legacy Gen.1 Ch.4

Hello and welcome to the Charming Family Legacy Gen.1 Ch.4!!

Last chapter the happily(-ish) married couple, Charlie and Mara, made their way to the hospital to have their first child!! … Of course Mara was doing most of the work … Charlie did a lot of crying …

And I can now reveal the start of Generation 2…



Twin baby boys!!

Charlie: T-t-t-twins!?

Mara: MWAHAHA!! My evil reign has begun!!



Mara: Behold, the next generation of EVIL!!

Zelda: … Is that lady allowed out of the hospital??



First born we have little Hunter

Name: Hunter Charming
Traits: Good, eccentric
Favourites: Latin, tofu dog, red
Star sign: Scorpio



Quickly followed by his brother Lysander

Name: Lysander Charming
Traits: Slob, grumpy
Favourites: Egyptian, lobster thermidor, sea foam
Star sign: Aries



Mara: Hunter has the good trait?! There must be some mistake!!



Charlie: *sticks bottle in Lysander’s face* … Why won’t it drink!?

At least we have one relatively responsible parent…



~The next morning~

Hunter: BABY RAGE!!!

So much for the nice kid… Mara, time to get up!!



Mara: Awww… He’s sort of cute when he stops screaming-

Don’t you dare drop him!!



Mara: CHARLIE!! The toilet is BROKEN!!

Charlie: Again!?

I’m really not sure whether it is a game glitch or if Mara actually manages to break the toilet every morning… without fail.



Mara: Come on Lysander… You know what I want… Just stay still…



Mara: MWAHAHAHA!!

Lysander: Whaaaaa!?



Mara: Who knew babies came with an endless supply of candy!?

*head desk*



Charlie: Hello??..... Is this the services??..... My toilet keeps breaking!!..... No I haven’t tried restarting it….. Because it’s a TOILET!!



Mara: I’m going jogging; you’re in charge of the kids Charlie!

Charlie: Uh-huh…. *mumble mumble*



Charlie: GASP!! Mara watch out-



Wow… What would we do without glitches??

Mara: LOOK WHERE YOU’RE DRIVING LADY!!



Charlie: Time to make dinner!

I can’t believe you've actually made it to level 3 cooking without burning the house down.



Mara: I’m home, is dinner ready yet-

Charlie: QUIET!! … I’m in the zone…



Charlie: GAH!! … *cough cough* … Needs more salt …



Charlie: It’s still edible… Right??

Charlie, I’m not even going to begin to describe what that looks like.



Hmm… Does the house seem a little too quiet??



Lysander: RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGE!!

Charlie: Oh plumbob… Mara!! Diapers are your responsibility!!



Mara: Zzz… Mwahahaha… Zzz…

I think you’re on your own tonight Charlie…



Charlie: Why do babies smell so bad!?

Depends… Have you been feeding them your cooking??



Mara?? I thought you were asleep-

Mara: COMING THROUGH!!



Mara: Oh holy fudge…



Mara: Blaaaaaaaaaaaaah… Ugh…

Um, are you okay??



Mara: I’m… Puking… Florescent green… Do I look like I’m okay!?



Any reason you decided to puke outside?? … In your underwear??

Mara: Have you seen the toilet?!

No why-



Oh wow…

Toilet: *gurgle grumble gurgle*

Mara: I think it’s alive!!



Mara: Good morning Hunter… OUCH!! He’s biting my NOSE!!



Mara: Holy muffins… I knew he was evil, I’m so proud!!



Charlie: Whoa, I have work today!?

Yes, you've had like five days off!!

Charlie: NOO!! Please don’t make me go!!



Mara: Oh why is life so hard!?

What’s gone wrong now??



Mara: The shower… There’s so much… Water!!

Well observed… Oh wait, you’re hydrophobic aren’t you??



Mara: And now I need to pee too!!

Then how about using the loo??

Mara: But the toilet is DIRTY!!

Notes to self: Never create another neat hydrophobic



Mara: Oh plumbob it’s happening again…



Mara: Eeew!! This is even worse than the last dress!!

Looks like Mara is expecting again!!



Mara: Who designed this stupid machine!?

It would help if you opened your eyes-

Mara: No, I refuse to look at the water!!



Mara: GASP!! They’re dripping!!

Pregnancy hormones… Please be pregnancy hormones…



Mara: WHAA!? … You do NOT what to know what is going on in the bedroom!!

That’s what you get for spying.



Charlie: Guess what everyone!? … I got a promotion!!

No one cares about-



RandomSims: AWESOME!! WOO-HOO!! CONGRADULATIONS!!

Do you even know any of them!?



Charlie: Mara, you’ll never believe what happened at work-

Mara: CHARLIE!!



Mara: I’m pregnant!!

Charlie: M-m-m-more kids!?



Mara: MWAHAHAHA!! Behold my evil cooking skills and be afraid!!

I’ll be afraid when you find a way to take over the world with pasta… Until then I think I’m okay.



Mara: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!

And the regular morning routine begins…



Mara: And the sink too!?

Charlie: Hold on, one at a time!!



Charlie: Oh my muffins I think the toilet monster has moved to the sink!!

Sink: *Gruuuuuuuuuuuumble*



Morning drama aside… Today is the twin’s birthday!!

Charlie: Finally, I get to try cake!!



Birthday sparkles!!

Charlie: GASP!! My son is exploding!!



So here we have Hunter who got his Daddy’s hair and Mum’s eyes <3



And here’s his brother Lysander, who got Charlie’s hair and eyes… I think they are both adorable!!



And that’s the end for Ch.4, thank you very much for reading!

Please come back next chapter to hopefully see some new kiddies and the madness of the Generation 2 toddlers! Also please feel free to leave a comment either here or on my forums page:


See you soon, buh-bye! ~kipper123